A Conversation for Santa Theories

Teleporting & Redundant Rudolph

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With the advance of technology becoming so rapid it is only a matter of time till Rudolph and seven other indignant reindeer will be redundant. Even a protest from the Reindeers^ Union will not save them.`
Given that Christmas is a time of love and goodwill, would it then not be more practical for Santa to sit in his GHQ at the North Pole with presents to distribute and TELEPORT the CHILDREN on a thrilling visit there rather than have an elderly gentleman toting gifts around the world This would solve the problem mentioned in conversations of young children being traumatised by a Teleported Santa waking them from sleep`

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Teleporting & Redundant Rudolph

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