h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know Santa is real, just from the fact that for most of my life I lived with him. No, not at his home up north. Santa's vacation home was in Indiana, USA. I have physical proof in photos and newpaper articles. There are the memories of most of the population of northwest Indiana, who remember seeing him here during the summer. He always would wear a red shirt and hat. His snow white beard was always neatly trimmed. He never promised to bring a gift but said he would try, sometimes with a Mom's or Dad's help. He has a new summer home now and we don't see him in Indiana any more (except on Christmas Eve). But, we know Santa was here and he is real.