A Conversation for Preventing Sock Loss

sock-loss explained!

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Zuiltje

I have actually witnessed the disappearance of a sock! My oldest tomcat [took it between his teeth and] teleported it (everybody knows cats have several occult/paranormal/... abilities) through some kind of a wormhole (small flap-opening in a door) into the vast outdoors, where it became hideously hidden under some shrubbery, only to utterly dematerialize through a demonical uncatly creature (the neighbours' dog)! Yes, a true eyewitness I was!


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