A Conversation for Preventing Sock Loss

imps steal socks

Post 1

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

The true reason for many missing socks is that imps steal them. Imps are annoying little demons that like to separate pairs. The sollution is to add Imp traps to your washer and dryer.


imps steal socks

Post 2

Beeblefish

Does bleach get um?

~Beeblefish smiley - fish


imps steal socks

Post 3

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

Sadly no. Bleech is actually an aphrodesiac to imps.


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