The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Aug 1, 2010

Wimbledon Woes
Sitting home alone
Feeling ankles swell
Put telly on
Might as well.
Who to support?
No Brit in this event
Another non–Brit final
Not even a bagpipe lament.
El Fed going for a record
America the clean sweep
Toss a coin
Which head was the keep?
Roll on next year
We Brits have said
We'll keep watching and waiting
For a successor to Fred.




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