h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see.

The way I see it, I just like people to know that it's me talking to them. Call me odd, but Schizophrenia, however virtual, is not something I'll invite into my life.

Necr

[turns around in midair, curls up, and gets surrounded by a pink bubble of energy. Both the bubble and Mew slowly fade away]

*Rattles his chains (see the Forum and Firkin- link from my homepage- forum " the 26th"), and wonders where Mew has gone to.*

Hmm. I hope I didn't drive him off or anything.

Necr

}No, he probably got bored and went off for a spell. Or forever; it's hard to tell with a Mew.{

[For those of you just tuning in, the male Mewtwo is the only one currently here. Vekura and Mew aren't.]

I see. Fair 'nough.

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good, oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood...

Necr

[stares in alarm at Necro]

Sorry, that just seemed to have many applications to my life at the moment. Oh, sorry...was it the singing that alarmed you?

Necr

jack you're an idiot. hayley loves you when will you see that? she'll do anything for you even if it means forgiving you for something you either have or haven't done. she will forgive you. she knows that she's totally underestimated how much you love her. she's really messed up at the minute and you'll be a fool to let her go coz to be honest with you i don't think you'll find anyone who loves you more than she does. she knows she messed up big time by telling you that she couldn't trust you. i know for a fact that she does. honestly she does. you've got to put some kind of effort into sorting this out. you can't just run away from it. admit it this is the first really big hiccup you two have come up against and we all know that you can get through it. you've got to. 1- because i know you love her. and you do don't you? and 2- she's so messed up. all she needs right now is for someone to tell her that she's special and that you need her just as much as she needs you. please i'm not just doing this for hayley i'm doing it for you as well. i now you don't want to lose her. i've read half the stuff you tell her and i know you love her. or is all that just stuff you tell her because your bored? jack sort this out you've got to. we miss hayley's smile and her bouncy walk and the way she always jumps into a room and it's immediatley full of energy. we want the old hayley back because we miss her. just don't say yeah ok we'll sort this out just because of what i've said though. sort it out. now!

*looks in awe*
Hm, that was rather long, and quite intriguing.
*puzzles*
Can't we just settle this the old-fashioned way, over a nice hot cuppa and chocolate biscuits?

Oh, and on the subject of multiple personas.. Would anyone like to purchase a new, if not slightly used, mad scientist persona? Only £50!

5/8

}No thanks.{

}And yes, Necro, I was referring to your singing.{

Does anyone know why I bothered reading through all of that lot? (ooh-er) (nudge-nudge, wink-wink, know what I mean)

No, it doesn't work does it?

I also just read it and I don't have the faintest idea why either.

Kinda scary, if y'ask me. But, you didn't, so... I'll keep my opinions to myself. Now, I think I'll go off and pour myself a nice cuppa, have some bicuits, and retire for the night.

(*THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DAILY DOES OF HATTERY*)

5/8

}Fascinating.{

Well it might works if you look like Ricky Martin or Michael Jordan....I guess

It's sorted. But then, you know this, don't you Sylvesta?

I've only just read the post now. I don't know why it didn't come to my attention sooner. The post, that is.

No, I don't say any of that stuff because I'm bored. I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. And I'm going to have a word with her about showing it to all and sundry. That stuff's private!

Necr

[Mewtwo] }What "stuff" are you referring to?{

[For those of you just tuning in, Mewtwo is the only one here. Vekura and anyone else under this name are not currently in this forum.]

Such as - "Can i stick this ratchet screwdriver up yer fanny missus - oo-er" or something like that

[Mewtwo] }Well, I'm glad I didn't read the whole thing through.{

[For those of you just tuning in, Mewtwo is the only one presently in this forum. Vekura and anyone else are not here.]

By 'stuff', Mewtwo, I meant things that I put in e-mails to my girlfriend and things that I say to her on the phone.

OK?

Necro