h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mastering the art of the of the quadgasim

Step 1.
Relax, stroke, kiss, lick, massage

Step 2.
This is induced using the forefinger of the right hand inserted inside the vagina (not too deep) palm up and with a come here motion stroking the inside of the pubic area.

Step 3.
The thumb is used to gently rub the clitoris in a circular motion (you may not be able to perform this straight away as clitoris is sometimes very sensitive)

Step 4.
Gently caress the anus and bottom with your remaining fingers.
As this becomes more intense you or your partner may wish this to become internal this gives the best effect.

Step 5.
This leaves you with one hand and your mouth free to do a bit of adlibbing. Try kissing the neck, breasts and gently rubbing the lower back.

Have fun

Hmmmm...interesting!





lynsey

never failed me yet

The hoover has never failed me, but by no means am I taking to the bedroom


lynsey

so it has failed u in the bedroom

Hmmmm...I don't know coz we've got a wooden floor in the bedroom, so i don't know
Now whether the boyfriend has taken the hoover into the bedroom to test it's "failing" skills is another matter



lynsey

oh what a thought,

so u tried it out yet?

Tried what The hoover

Well with me constantly throwing up, i'm not in the mood for any hanky-panky



lynsey

y u sick

ive just read your name congrats
sex is good when ur prega

Sex is good ALL the time, but i'm at the early stages of pregnancy & thats when u get really tired! So sex is the last thing on my mindI can just about muster up a snog



lynsey

The best lovemaking involes no sex.

True!
I used to love it, before i gave into my fellas ways, when we used to do the "ontop of clothes" thing!

So do you have yourself a "ladyfriend"???



lynsey

i do indeed

Well she's a lucky lady

unfortunatly a sexual god isnt allways a nice person
(but i try my best)

so ur not a nice person

In what way hun



lynsey

im a veggie for a start, she hates that! ,er? and i play devils advocate a lot

Devils Advocate?????
You got me there...care to elaborate????



lynsey

it means although i may well agree with you, i pretend i dont to make the conversation more interesting, oh i play the guiter quite abit and she dont like motorbikes much either (too dangerous)