A Conversation for Fortune Cookies

Good fortunes for cookies...

Post 1

Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs)

I've always thought that the quality of fortunes has gone downhill. It's been a long time since I found a fortune that actually foretold the future (or tried). Most are simply sticky platitudes.

I think I'll start a brand of fortune cookies with real fortunes, like: "You will die someday" or "You have just eaten Chinese food" or my favorite "Duck!"


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Post 2

Spot Yorp

"Don't light fireworks in your basement. You WILL get caught."


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Post 3

Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One

here are some odd ones i or someone i was eating with have/has actually gotten:
"You like Chinese food."
"You will own at least one of the high rises in Manhatten."
"You will be invited to a royal dance party and meet your first lover."


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Post 4

DrifterNtheDark

I live for the day I get a fortune that says:
"HELP! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory"


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Post 5

WhiteWizard42

the best fortune cookie fortune i've ever seen was an old MS-DOS reference.

ERROR: FORTUNE NOT FOUND. ABORT, RETRY, IGNORE?


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