h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

From my POV, 'oh er' and 'ra ra' are much better when replaced with 'oh yeah' and 'ooo baby'. Of course, as many have mentioned, anything can be made enticing by merely altering the inflection of your voice. Of course, you have to be careful of who you try to lure in.. Walking up to a priest, raising your eyebrow, and saying "Hey Father, I have some demons I'd like to let out.. Ya mind helpin' me? Oh yeah. Ooo baby. Oh.. Err... Ra ra ra!" would not be a wise thing to do..

5/8

}Or a Jedi.{

Hm, yes.. Of course. Jedis.. What was I thinking?

5/8

}Obviously, you weren't.{

Hm. Obviously.

5/8

Are you trying to drive a mad person sane?

If you did that to a priest, I'd assume that you had no taste, and if you did it to a Jedi, I'd presume that you were halucinating. Either that, or one of the Mew/Mewtwo thingies that we have floating around here is up to some tricky business...

Necr

}If you did it on the H2G2, it wouldn't matter.{





}Much.{

Fair enough. Just raise the whole tone of the conversation, why don't you?

Necr

}Because I'm a male.{

}Say, Necro, you've met Mew, haven't you?{

[For those of you just tuning in, only the male Mewtwo is present. Vekura is not currently here.]

Now that I'm sufficiently scarred for life, I'll move on to greener, more Jedi-filled, pastures, so that I may practice my pickup lines on out-of-work Priests.

Oh, and whilst on the subject of permanent mental scarring... Why are there pokémon here?

5/8, rather confused and bumfuzzled.

Yes, I've met Mew. For some reason he appears to be taking sly digs at me most of the time. I don't know why, as I don't think I've done anything to annoy him.

The pokemon seem to have invaded, but it appears that only Mews and Mewtwos have come in. Odd, that.

I think I may join you with the priests...

Necr

}You popped the bubble he was in when he was underwater. You caused him to get tangled up in a piano string. Is that provocation enough to take "sly digs at" you?{

I dodn't cause him to get tangled up in the piano. That was his own fault. I freed him, before realising that it was simply a hologram of Mew. And the bubble thing came after his digs at me.

Necr

}I don't believe that it was *entirely* his own fault, but I will let that pass. Pardon me for not being British, but what do you mean by "taking digs at"?{

Having a go at someone. Doing things to them by virtue of the text-based world of h2g2. The things don't happen, but it can be counted as insulting by some people.

Necr

Wasn't this the famous comedy team from the Moon - "Oherr and Rara" -- and didn't they find and consume the golf ball that Alan Sheppard hit there during the Apallo 14 mission?????????

I believe the Babble Fish have sex and exude Smegma and exclaim something like "Oh .. err .. Ra! Ra!" upon climax.

Mew!

[starts smapping at Mewtwo with his tail]

[Please note: Mew is done by the same bozo at a computer as Mewtwo.]

}Ack! Okay, Mew, I forgive him! [to Necro] I forgive you!{

[Mew stops]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGHHH!

Why the multiple personas?

I only have one.

Necr

}Well, Mew left my bit, ostensibly to see the H2G2 for himself.{



}Actually I wanted to see the H2G2 from a different point of view. Besides, it's fun being someone else!{