The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Apr 1, 2009

The Toddy
Todd and Freddy went to the local inn and had a toddy.
One was not enough for them and they had more and became giddy.
They saw their buddy Teddy the golf caddy who was very faddy.
It was muddy outside and they slipped and bumped into Teddy.
Eddy was there and he was dressed as a teddy but he was very unsteady.
They were all drunk now including Teddy the golf caddy who was now feeling very cagey.