h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Oi! I LIKE tongues but you could at least have asked first !!



(Don't stop, though!)

Re-enter the scene with a large barrel of icy cold water and throws it over the two snoggers. Then prepares a stiff dose of bromide to quell future urges...

Bromide! My favourite aperitif!

AND I'd like a Pepto Bismol chaser.

I think we've diverged from the topic of nose hairs quite nicely. Don't you?

...I wonder how much nose-hair Victor Kiam now has?

"I liked it so much I bought the company"

If you ask me (not that anyone actually did) I think the large majority of toupees look as if they were woven from nose and butt hairs.

That was a purely gratuitous mention of the word butt. Not to mention a bad segueway back to nose hairs...

And if either of you gentlemen wear a rug due to "male pattern baldness" I apologize in advance.

The best syrup I've seen for ages was a bright orange one being worn by a huge fat bloke on the tube. The bits of real hair that were left were grey so it looked even more naff!

(I agree with the butt hair comment - any cock hair too? Just thought I'd try to use that word in a non-threatening manner! Did it work?)

Nah. I've seen more threatening cock hairs on a bar of soap.

Not to mention when I have to spit them off the tip of my tongue.

Three months later and that's still gross!

But i like your thinking! If you're getting that close to that kind of hair, then you'll do for me !!

It is, isn't it? I must have been feeling pretty frisky that day.

Do I have to get close to your hair?

..are you going on the 26th?.....I promise I'll shave (all over if you like!)

Going where and for what????

big h2g2 party in london on January 26th - theres a thread somewhere...

I take it that would be London, England.

No. I'm in the States. Not that I have anything against international travel mind you, it's just that I'm rather poor right now.