A Conversation for Nose Hairs

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Post 21

Livzy

....sllllllllllluuurrrppp sllllllluuurrrpppp ssssssslluurrrrpppp......

Oi! I LIKE tongues but you could at least have asked first !!



(Don't stop, though!)


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Post 22

The Apprentice

Re-enter the scene with a large barrel of icy cold water and throws it over the two snoggers. Then prepares a stiff dose of bromide to quell future urges...


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Post 23

Livzy

Bromide! My favourite aperitif!


On the rocks, please,

Post 24

FG

AND I'd like a Pepto Bismol chaser.

I think we've diverged from the topic of nose hairs quite nicely. Don't you?


On the rocks, please,

Post 25

Livzy

...I wonder how much nose-hair Victor Kiam now has?

"I liked it so much I bought the company"


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Post 26

FG

If you ask me (not that anyone actually did) I think the large majority of toupees look as if they were woven from nose and butt hairs.

That was a purely gratuitous mention of the word butt. Not to mention a bad segueway back to nose hairs...

And if either of you gentlemen wear a rug due to "male pattern baldness" I apologize in advance.


On the rocks, please,

Post 27

Livzy

The best syrup I've seen for ages was a bright orange one being worn by a huge fat bloke on the tube. The bits of real hair that were left were grey so it looked even more naff!

(I agree with the butt hair comment - any cock hair too? Just thought I'd try to use that word in a non-threatening manner! Did it work?)


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Post 28

FG

Nah. I've seen more threatening cock hairs on a bar of soap.

Not to mention when I have to spit them off the tip of my tongue.


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Post 29

Livzy

Three months later and that's still gross!

But i like your thinking! If you're getting that close to that kind of hair, then you'll do for me !!


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Post 30

FG

It is, isn't it? I must have been feeling pretty frisky that day.

Do I have to get close to your hair?


On the rocks, please,

Post 31

Livzy

..are you going on the 26th?.....I promise I'll shave (all over if you like!)


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Post 32

FG

Going where and for what????


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Post 33

Livzy

big h2g2 party in london on January 26th - theres a thread somewhere...


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Post 34

FG

I take it that would be London, England.

No. I'm in the States. Not that I have anything against international travel mind you, it's just that I'm rather poor right now.


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