A Conversation for Nose Hairs

To trim or not to trim...that is the question

Post 1

Livzy

My advice would be trim, trim and trim again!

Girls - take note - however big your breasts may be - nose hair is a real turn off!

Boys - take note - George Michael may have got away with stubble in the 80's but he would most certainly not have been a sex god with stubbly nostrils as well

and dont forget the ears too, you hairy apes


To trim or not to trim...that is the question

Post 2

The Apprentice

And since you mentioned breasts... (no, I'm not going to even go there).


To trim or not to trim...that is the question

Post 3

Livzy

I know her too !!


To trim or not to trim...that is the question

Post 4

FG

What?! Hairy tits aren't attractive?

Where's your sense of adventure?


To trim or not to trim...that is the question

Post 5

Livzy

I never said that!

It's just the one who wear beads in the hairs that disturb me a bit!


To trim or not to trim...that is the question

Post 6

The Apprentice

And the one's who plait them too. Especially if they plait the two strings together. Or attach the two plaited strings to a belly button ring. I'm feeling quite queasy all of a sudden.


You LOVE it..!

Post 7

Livzy


the bloke down the pub told me that you actually encourage your girlfriends to grow hair all over their bodies in order to fullfill your rather strange "neanderthal man" fantasy.


smiley - winkeye


Well, I heard....

Post 8

FG

...on romantic evenings at home, Livzy and his main squeeze braid her nose hair into her nipple hair, AND then intertwine those into her pubic hair. Then they like to play "Planet of the Apes". He's the Leader and she's the "Naughty Gorilla Who Needs a Spanking"...


Sounds like a volunteer to me..

Post 9

Livzy

...pick you up at eight-ish


Sounds like a volunteer to me..

Post 10

FG

Certainly, sir. I'll bring the Gorilla masks and you bring the cage.


Sounds like a volunteer to me..

Post 11

Livzy

..and don't forget the banana flavoured body paint


Or better yet...

Post 12

FG

...bring a pint of Ben & Jerry's "Chunky Monkey" Ice Cream. It's banana ice cream with chocolate and walnut chunks. Give me some of that and you can have your way with me.


Funnily enough..

Post 13

Livzy

...my freezer contains nothing but "Chunky Monkey"

I reckon there must be about a thousand litres of the stuff in there!

Should see us through the night!


Funnily enough..

Post 14

The Apprentice

I'll leave now shall I... Not the voyeur-type. Thanks for everything.

(runs away as fast as virtually possible)

smiley - erm


Apprentice ! Wait !!

Post 15

Livzy

..who's going to hold the video camera?


Apprentice ! Wait !!

Post 16

FG

Drat! Here I am, ready for my close up, and Mr. DeMille has run off like the pansy I always suspected he was. Poop.

Never mind him, Livzy. Fill me up with your chunky...


Apprentice ! Wait !!

Post 17

Livzy

*Livzy produces the biggest spoon Fraulein has ever seen and extracts a ten litre tub of "Chunky" out of the freezer and proceeds to shovel huge amounts into his new 'playmates' yawning cavenous mouth. She squeals with excitement, much to Livzy's obvious pleasure. This could go on some time... Gr-r-r-r-reat!*


Apprentice ! Wait !!

Post 18

FG

*gargle, gargle*

Watch out. Fill me up too much, and I'll puke.

*starts getting queasy*

Where's the loo? I think I'm about to...


What a waste !!

Post 19

Livzy

*Livzy mops up a large puddle of spew and wonders if he can face snogging someone with puke breath*

Have a few mints, Fraulein!


It's your fault!

Post 20

FG

What made you think I could stand having my belly stuffed before a good snogging? I may be a gorilla but I'm also a lady, thank you very much!

Oh well.

*accepts breath mint, sucks on it, and pouts*

Let me know when the snogging will begin, please.


Key: Complain about this post

To trim or not to trim...that is the question

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more