A Conversation for Pet Shops


Post 1


Is this for that reason, that each time I'd eat some chicken, it was just after one of my pet died ???


Post 2

Doug Dastardly

Did you live on a chicken farm and have a lot of pets?


Post 3

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Anything can taste like chicken, so the chicken farm is no neccesary condition of having to eat your dead pets.

How many times have YOU eaten chicken in your life?


Post 4


What if your house plant died and you are served spinach for dinner? Should you be worried?


Post 5

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Well, that depends on

whether or not you like spinach more or less than you like your houseplant.

whether your houseplant was of the spinachous variety

whether you are in dire need of iron or baked clay

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