The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Oct 22, 2008
Hallowe'en
'Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble'
Those words filled me with dread,
Conjuring up images of cackling witches
And the walking dead.
Spooky graveyards hold their secrets
After dark, who dares to wander?
Only the brave or foolish
Risk their limbs torn asunder.
So maybe this Hallowe'en
You'll give it a miss.
Don't disturb restless souls,
And never trust those you kiss.
For last year I was happy
Then we had a lovers' tiff.
He found another lover
And pushed me off a cliff.
He cashed in my life insurance,
Now they've no money worries.
But he never bought me a headstone,
I'm not even in their memories.
But come this Hallowe'en
It's my turn for revenge.
The ghoulish party they're going to
Is being thrown by my new friends.
Witches, werewolves, vampires galore
Will feast to their delight.
I'll watch with my new partner,
Beelzebub, that's right!