h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hate my nephew. he can ollie - AND kickflip AND ream off about 30 different skateboard things he can do all with gnarly gnames and stuff (they all look remarkably similar though - and I don think a 'Dragon' or a 'Declan' (that's his name -he made it up -it involves ollying and grabbing a tree branch n kicking the board at any passer by(pretty cool t'be honest)) or a 'Yurgay', are real tricks. ('Yurgay'-similar to a 'Declan' except no tree branch is used and the victim's shins get smashed - accompanied by a cry of 'Yurgay'! and a Declan running away inside to giggle manickly behind his parents))

I can do one trick -it involves leaving the skateboard stationary in front of you -placing your foot under it -and flipping it over. Occasionally it gets away from me and looks stupid but I still insist on doing it in front of Declan's friends while telling them I'm the greatest skateboarder there is and that Declan is just a b*tch. Which he is.

To practise all his (3) tricks n stuff Declan uses 2 chairs setup back to back n holds onto the tops o the 2 backs. most of his tricks can only be done in this manner. He's also broken a whole load o tiles on the kitchen floor and probably got bet for it, o well.

An' he cheats at Yu-Gi-Oh.

An' was in a St Patricks Day parade dressed like a li'l' poofter!

An' he's kinda ginger ........ poor kid.

Anyway - 2 chairs - for practisin' - 'stead o' carpet.