h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"they" say:- break a mirror and it brings 7 yrs bad luck ?

I can't remember breaking a thousand plus ?

My Irish lottery numbers tonight
I've got 2 - 6 - 13
"they" pulled 1 - 5 - 12

Methinks ? a 1768 quid win wouldn't have made my bank account a little more healthier

Holmes is away to strategise the next solution to solve this issue

Be well both ok

(Sorry, I was away.)

"Earthly duties" come before Hootoo

Please! never apologise for "any" absence other issues in life MUST take presidents (if that's the right saying ?)

My excuses are Civ' 6 or tooo much Scottish "fire-water"

andAlas! I've "just" drained the last "couple" of gulps of a Cotswold 46% proof whisky

A light snack is needed before hitting the pillow(as per)

Sleep and dream well both ok---later

'Precedence', but who cares?

How are you?

My last "post" says it

Plus! Nowt to pay out moneywise tomorrowso bloody happy

And Have a good night!

? I wonder how much fart (and his backers) are squirming now
and how "his" finances are healthy ?

I hope he runs out of money.

He and Biden are supposed to 'debate' - a potential snoozefest.

I'm NOT bothered about his money, I want all his backers to ditch him before Nov'

TV debatesI'll not stop up late etc, to see the "farce" that will happen
No super hero's, but super flops I reckon ?

(will it be ?? lets cut to these messages ? (our advert time etc)

I don't think they'll interrupt with commercials. That's too tacky even for them.

But Biden's a boring speaker - Trump is incoherent at the best of times. Biden made them agree to 'no audience' and a cut-off button if they don't stop talking within the limit, which should control the mayhem somewhat.

Listen: I'm not enthusiastic about Biden. But they HAVE to prevent the other guy. It would be a train wreck.

With no disrespect to anyone - couldn't someone ? add a clause ? to the Constitution limiting the age of Presidential candidates ???

The same applies to over herewe've got "old timers" in parliament that's NOT up to date with the world etc

But! I'm up to date with I need food before kip time
Stomach is growling

catch you later

I don't want an age limit - I want Bernie Sanders and he's old. But smart and a good guy.

Have a good night!

Announced this evening - our "general election" on't 4th July.

Here comes the "promises etc" by ALL parties, for a better country etc etc = same old-same old

I saw that. He got really wet.

is he bothered ? NAH! "someone" will cover the cost of dry cleaning

My ex "pub landlord" always said (pointing to head and then feet)
Up here for thinking, down there for dancing

What you see, ain't all you get depends on if you can dance

I have absolutely no idea what that means.

Intelligent think with the head - idiots etc think with their feet

IE: there's a lot of feet supporting fart