h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is a school of thought (albeit a kindergarten) that the "Dust Bunny" is in fact a celestial entity of the genus celestiali entititatis. Also in this genus is the space turtle (celestiali tortoisoosis) and the four parasitic 'phants (celestiali parasiti phantomungous) documented so meticulously by Professor Pratchett in his numerous, misunderstood treatises.

However, on closer inspection, the Tenth Planet no more resembles a rabbit I do. Now, where's that lettuce?

Is this the same school of thought that says that a line of stars attached to a square looks just like a Great Bear? I think that the Dust Bunny had better be on the lookout for predators...

Seriously, when I thought of the way that Pluto might have formed, 'dust bunny' seems like a good way of describing it. Looking under my bed now, I can see several new emrbyonic protoplanets...