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I hereby pledge to strive to create the greatest repository of uselss information in the history of mankind, second only to Mircosfot's "Confusers for Morons" and third to "How to Breathe", the newest installment in the "How To.." series, following the success of "How to Cook".
We will traverse the mountainous oceans of knowledge to reach the tiny island of Trivia, whose shores are littered with the flotsam of fluff and the jetsam of jibes. We will then take this junk, put it in a carrier bag and take it home, where it will be placed on the mantle, until it becomes too pungent, at which point it shall put in the bin, where it will be collected and shipped back to the mainland, during which a storm will cast it adrift so it may return to the island to continue the cycle of tat.
This is not a destination. This is a journey. And I am driving the clapped-out old banger. In the dark. With my eyes shut.
I plan to go quietly.
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