The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Apr 14, 2005
Lauren and Donna and Frances and Chloe
The redshank fled, crying chew-eww to the wind
when a man in a tub took a man out to Lauren.
He went back, came back with the third; the three made ready
to take out Lauren Jane
neatly trim in her white and yellow.
Donna, all in white, returned with her two meeting
Frances in green on her way with two more.
Chloe Jane, decked in blue, swings on her rope
pretending not to mind
being left behind.
Two seagulls pick over Donna.