h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Be aware that the outlying district spelt Milngavie is in fact pronounced

Mull-Guy

Knowledge of this fact will get you everywhere in Glasgow

Never refer to anywhere in Glasgow as an outlying district!

I accused my Uncle in Bearsden of being in Glasgow here on site and got berated for calling Bearsden part of glasgow.

So

Ah well, Bearsden has always had feelings of grandeur

Bearsden, pah.

Now Bishopbriggs, thats properly out of Glasgow!

I like the train journey fae Queen Street to Bishopbriggs, oh aye.

Ahh the Bishy train. The delightfull views of Hawthorn St. The aromatic smells of Sighthill. The bricks through the windows at Colstoun.

The memories...

I was seeing a guy from Lenzie at the time

Would happily see another one for the train ride!

Seeing a guy from Lenzie!!!!!!!

That's just sheer crazyness, everyone knows Bishy boys are best!

Well I'm from Motherwell, and ANYTHING is better than the local wildlife... I mean blokes!

Fair do's.

you from bishy?

Aye.

Woodhill. But been living down south for the last six years.

Miss it?

I quite like Kirky

Less and less the longer I spend away. But then everytime I go home I always end up wanting to move back!

Funnily enough I used to work in London with a girl from Kirky. You move 400 miles and share an office with somebody from 'down the road'.

Kirky is well posh

Lenzies posh. Kirkys no.

I had my first illegal drink in a bar in kirky, it was a nice bar, so i assumed it was a posh area

and your right, lenzie is well posh

I think my first 'underage' drinking was done at Brahms and Lizet in town on the corner of Renfield St.

I don't think it exists anymore.

Damn must be getting old!

Nah, not at all