A Conversation for Stories to Scare Tourists in Australia

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Lord Lopper

I also heard a version whereby the victim is told that the creatures (not sure if they are Drop bears or not) apparently drop onto your car windscreen where they then attach themselves by suction.
Then they inch across until they reach your window and jump in and try and rip your face off.
Therefore to counteract this one is supposed to go into any service station and request "****** acid" which you then put into your windscreen washers and squirt them with which will make them dissolve.

This was such obvious bulls**t the first time I heard it that I could not keep a straight face and so the Scandanavian backpackers travelling with us at the time realised they were being wound up.

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