A Conversation for Candiru - the Vampire Fish

Tie Me Candiru Down, Sport

Post 1

Icy North

May I be the first to congratulate you on this fine piece of writing, 2legs.

Does anyone have a cure for watering eyes?

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Post 2

Titania (gone for lunch)

Ewwwww... but good entry!smiley - ok

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Post 3

aka Bel - A87832164

Good to see this on the FP, 2legs! smiley - ok

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Post 4

Baron Grim

For more on "the dreaded candiru" I highly recommend the Venture Brothers' episode "Are You There, God? It's Me Dean".

Self proclaimed arch-nemesis of Dr. Venture tries to use "The Dreaded CandirĂº" to dispatch our heroes and gives a wonderful expositional speech describing this creature "with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra."

Most of the reports concerning the candirĂº are still anecdotal and dated. But no one is volunteering to test out their veracity.


Also, I believe the term 'candirĂº' is Portuguese and not Spanish. Carnero is the Spanish version.

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Post 5

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

I'll change that CZsmiley - ok

I always thought the word "spectacular" was a *good* word - until I read this Entry in PR. But reading "the pain is spectacular" it kind of fitssmiley - erm because I can't imagine a worse pain (and I've survived childbirth, I still would prefer that to one of these in the wrong place)smiley - yikes

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