A Conversation for Philadelphia Cheesesteak

A Few things

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1. Never, ever, go to Geno's or Pat's. They are tourist traps. The only exception is when it is 3:00 A.M., you have had waaaay too many drinks, and nothing else is open. Otherwise, ask someone. They'll tell you their favorite place. Someonthing to keep in mind. If you go into a steak shop, and you are afraid to touch anything, if you are afraid that you will get a strange disease just because your shoes are touching the floor, you are in for a great cheesesteak.

2. Stay away from the Cheese Whiz. That is strange phenonmenon, centralized in South Philly. The only cheese that should touch you steak is provolone.

3. Beware of anything labeled a 'Philadelphia Cheesesteak'. If it has to identify itself, it's not the real thing.

4. Never eat your cheesesteak more than 5 minutes from the nearest bathroom. Try one, and you will understand.

If you follow these rules, you should fare well. Good luck, and happy eating.

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