h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please note there is some odd grammer in the second to last paragraph. It read:

'Stop using the Internet, but you'll use banks, drive cars have a social security number so you'd better get used to the fact you're already being watched.'

This could be more like:

'You could stop using the Internet, but you'll still use banks, drive cars, and have a social security number. You'd better get used to the fact that you're already being watched.'

*gets out red pen and writes in margin*
sp 'grammar'

Nobody's perfect.

So sorry, it was very rude of me. I'm a teacher and I just couldn't help it. Still, soon be holiday and I'll put the red pen away.
Forgiven?

Sorry me gramma's dead, they don't teach English proper like what they used to

Don't worry. I'm not hypocritical enough to get offended when somebody nitpicks my spelling and grammar. There's no need to firgive, as I was never upset to begin with.

And yes, that was on purpose. Gotcha!

*puts the red pen back in it's holster*

Odd, can't believe I missed that...

*looks back at edited version he sent in*

I didn't! Prob'ly one of the in-house people editing late into the night...

I'll get it fixed.

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