h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I remember one particular party where the beer ran out fairly early on, yet the guy whose party it was always seemed to have a full can in his hand...I decided to follow this chap to discover the whereabouts of his stash. I followed him literally down the garden parth until he stopped at his prized vegtable patch, where he procedded to dig it to the dirt and unearth a can! I rushed back to my friends and informed them that our host had an amazing garden that appeared to grow beer just like potatoes and the entire vegetable patch was swiftly dug up!