h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the town centre is in an appauling state. there are few decent shops & all u see on saturdays are teenage mums pushing theyre prams into the council benefit office & walking out with £7.50 & heading straight to maccy d's. theyre usual 15 year old husbands in theyre tommy sport outfits can be seen robbing the cheap household shops, & emerging into the town centre car park with theyre usual stolen items: a micky mouse clock, half a sandal,a spatula & a receipt.
these people arent the only problem in bracknell. bracknell has to account for many-criminals,druggy's,freaks, & yardie wannabe's(who arent even black). they can be all found in great hollands,wildridings,easthampstead,priestwood & bullbrook. i got robbed 3 times all near the great hollands shopping centre (deadly), & my car got nicked at mount pleasant when i visited a mate theyre. i got out of his flat & i saw some thug driving my car away with the garage music booming ever so loudly. the graffiti in appledore (gr8 hollands) is disgraceful. i also stepped on a used jonny as i walked down the steps into bracknell market.ooooo.