h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Schroeder: Known for playing his toy piano almost constantly as if it were a real grand (even though the black keys were only painted on). He idolizes Beethoven; Lucy is in love with him, and fights (often literally) to draw his attention away from his piano.

Marcie: That secretary-like person who hangs around Peppermint Patty. She always calls him "sir", which Patty always complains about.

Sally: Charlie Brown's little sister. Madly in love with Linus since the day she came home from the hospital.

The Little Red Haired Girl: Modeled after someone Sparky himself was in love with for years when young, Charlie Brown is madly in love with this girl whom he never manages to actually talk to.

There are yet others, but few of the rest are particularly important.

I hadn't noticed the red haired girl seemed to have got dropped I'm sure she was in the original.

I always thought that Peppermint Patty was a girl and that the "sir" was ironic.....

Actually so did I. Doesn't Patty have a crush on Chuck as well.

Yes, Patty is a girl and the "sir" is ironic.

If I remember correctly, she did have a crush on him for a little while somewhere back there. I think. Uh... yeah.