Vogon Express
Created | Updated Dec 20, 2007
The Post
Christmas Poetry Competition
2007
Vogon Express by Beatrice
(Yes, Nigella's influence extends throughout the known galaxy.)
Snitch the schnitzel spring onions
Snip in squiggle squirgles
Sprinkle sprocket scallion scab
Until the mixture gurgles.
Flummox fan or feeble fly
Flush the flaying phial
Flack and flax to flicking point
Stirring all the while
Plush and plump and puss-filled puke
Press the putrid peas
Pluck and push into the stove
At 200 degrees
Grovel gravel greedy gorbs
Grinch and gritting glower
Gripe the grope and graze the gruel
Checking that it's sour
Jabber jay and jackal juice
Jump and jug adorning
Jet black jeepers creepers jive
Ready for Christmas morning.
Crack the crumbling curling crust
Crunch the creaky crest
Kibble cobble dribble dodge
And that's Vogon Express!
Simper to camera
The Post Christmas Competitions 2007
