Created | Updated Dec 6, 2007
Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
He sat down beside her
This prompted Li'l Muffett to say:
Yo, hey, Arachnid!
Now just what exact'
Did you think?
I would swoon?
Miss Muffett reacted,
Arachnid,
Compacted.
She mashed that foul bug
With her spoon!
Poetry by Various Contributors
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