The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Sep 9, 2004
I Ask You All Again
I can't sit and listen to the chime
I have to write the post a rhyme
I know sometimes they are cheese
The public I don't know how to please
I'm trying to beat a dead-line
I hope this one will do fine
Time is such a strict thing
It can ruin the greatest king
Many of you mock and jest
But write a few, I suggest
Then you will all see
How hard it can really be
I really shouldn't tell all so
If you did where would we go?
For the post doesn't need us all
We might as well smash a wall
For no one would read so many
Without being paid a pretty penny
It would be hard for Shazz you see
And even harder for such as me
A subject is so hard to find
It often leaves me in a bind
Please I ask you again this time
Give a subject for me to rhyme