h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi everyone... welcome to the brand new thread... ~grin~

Hello. I came here. It'll be much faster to get to the new stuff here... Good idea! I still have no cat.

MY ABSOLUTE BABE TIBBY WIBBY IS MOVING HOUSE AND I DON'T THINK I'M EVER GOING TO SEE HER AGAIN, I NEED COMFORT AT http://www.h2g2.com/A366798

Hello, my name is penguin girl, and I'm a cat with an alcohol problem...that's not quite it, but whatever. I'm a penguin.

~grin~... Are you a cat who thinks it's a penguin... or a penguin who thinks it's a cat???

lol!

~Me quite likes Penguins... especially the choclaty bit in the middle~

lol! Me too!

Yummy scrummy in Greebo's tummy...

Now I really am dissapointed.Doesn't anyone want a forum where we can laugh at freaks like mesogenists, monogamists and mourmons?

fleas

Doughnut haters?

Those who do not clean out the cat pan and hence their whole bathroom smells like old cat poo.

Such as:
'Hello, I'm a cat with a problem. I used to love to be outside, queen of the neiborhood. Then two large dobermans moved in next door. Shortly afterwards, my friend Billy disappeared, and all evidence pointed towards the dobermans having eaten him. I'm afraid to go outside, afraid of people, dogs, even humans. I want to be my old self...but i'm just not strong enough...'

Hello, my name is Calico and I'm an alcoholic cat. I like to drink carbonated milk. Please help me.

Calico, you CAN overcome this problem.

btw, my cat's name is actually Calica

Thanks for the support, oh polo minted one. I just chose calico because it's a common name for cats. I like Calica better...

my cat, a cute grey tabby, despises alcohol. i think that's her problem. She is too high strung, and we play Tag. She really dig cat nip though.

My current cat is called Sox. A little more normal than our last, who was PC.

Although we never could figure out what it stood for...


PSoB (they stuffed up my bubbles!)

Alcohol is an integral part of being a cat, it's that wonderfull feeling of waking next to a gorgeous cat u don't even know the name of that makes our lives worthwhile(that and hybrid mcDonalds doughnuts)