The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 1, 2004
To Psycorp
Oh dear friend please look at this
Something has gone amiss
A critic wants a rhyming thing
Well I hope an apology he will bring
He said a poem wasn't right
If the rhyme went out of sight
It is a thing now I say to you
If you could write better please come do
A contest I shall not turn down
I shall not even bring a frown
So let the readers come decide
If constant rhymes they want I shan't chide
Come now friend and critic true
I know this poem should appeal to you
A thing is not all it seems
If the poet thus it deems
To put a message in there rhyme
Or just to finish a verse in time
Deadlines never bother me
But a challenge is something new you see
Iambic pentameters are easy to do
If such things appeal to you
So come write a verse a merry quip
Something that will roll and dip
For it bothers this poet not
If without a rhyme she is caught
Poems were once a jolly thing
Readers would with laughter ring
But if unsatisfied with this Rhyme you are
I am sure that you need not go far
To prove that things have not gone amiss
Unless dear Psycorp your taking the ****