The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jun 9, 2004
Of Mice and Men
If all the world were made of cheese
And we were all just mice,
We'd do whatever we would please,
Never thinking twice.
There'd be no cats to bother us;
No dogs to bark at all.
Nor people there to make a fuss,
Standing up so tall.
There'd be no need for farmer's wives
Knocking over pails,
Chasing us with long, sharp knives
For cutting off our tails.
We'd do whatever we would please,
Never thinking twice;
If all the world were made of cheese
And we were all just mice!
Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse
