The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jun 9, 2004
Senior Moments
I'm starting to doubt my ability
My previous reliability
I'm losing cerebral agility
And my conversational facility
I query my mental stability
I'm becoming a real liability!
Should I calculate my viability
Now I no longer show pliability?
I reveal more and more fallibility
And I think it just might be senility...
My hair is pulled, my hands are wrung
I roll my eyes and bite my tongue
And smile at the old song that's song
That 'youth is wasted on the young'