A Conversation for Telephone Preference Service (TPS)


Post 1


Would you like to change your long distance carrier? No?

How about your short dis- .. no?

How about your aircraft carrier? No?

Your scottish terrier? No?

What about your greyhound? No?

Your greyhound bus ticket? No?

Your def leppard ticket? No?

Your deaf leopord's hearing aid? No?

Your band-aid? No?

Your broadband network? No?

Your telephone psychic network? No?

Your telephone long distance carrier? Oh I asked that already. goodbye? WHat do you mean-


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