A Conversation for 'Citizen Kane' - the Film

Rosebud

Post 1

English Ben

It is generally accepted now that 'Rosebud' was in fact Hearst's pet-name for his mistress' clitoris.


Rosebud

Post 2

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

English English English Ben,
doo dah, doo dah,
make fun of what you do not ken,
do dah doo dah day.


Rosebud

Post 3

English Ben

What dinna I ken?


Rosebud

Post 4

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Oh, bunk, I jis wanned tae write a little jeer likes.
But I dinnae think a bloke like Kane wid name his girls c**t iftir a rose, no. 'n he cirtinly widnae care enough bout her tae mention er on his deathbid, whae you think?


Rosebud

Post 5

English Ben

Pearsonalli, ah think tha' Hearst/Kane wurr randy buggers, and liked rubbin' it in (no pun intended). They couldn' die wi'out lettin' everyone know exactli how lucky they wurr. So mebbe tha's why...
And it's nivce to know you weren't ripping the piss out of a newbie...


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