A Conversation for Idiot Stick

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YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often."

In my band, we have such a thing as The Rod Of Justice, which fulfils the same function as the Idiot Stick as defined by some posters here - namely being used for striking those who make glaring errors and particularly stupid suggestions about the head, with accompanying feelings of righteous justice for the striker.

Another, more esoteric stick with a similar, although more specialised function, is the Marmite stick. This arcane tool is recorded as having been used in a certain flat in the Lewisham area by certain occupants who were not fond of the brown spread. The recipient of its attentions was always thought to have been another occupant who was rather more enthusiastic about its merits. The whereabouts of this powerful totem have now been lost to the mists of time, however.....


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