h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In his song "Vinyl Records", Todd Snider sings about the traditional method of storage:

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/tabs/snider-todd/vinyl-records-10812.html

Pretty close to my method, although the method from the movie "Almost Famous" is even closer:

(Pulling a Vinyl Album "Bookends" from under the bed)

Anita Miller: It's unfair that we can't listen to our music!
Elaine Miller: Honey, it's all about drugs and promiscuous sex.
Anita Miller: Simon and Garfunkel is poetry!
Elaine Miller: Yes it's poetry. It's the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. Look at the picture on the cover, they're on pot.

That's great! Thanks!