h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And since Dungeons & Dragons is designed to loosely mimic real life, you'll find that everyone you know (or wish you knew) fits nicely into one of these alignments. For instance, I wish I knew Batman, and he's chaotic good, as is pretty much every superhero.

So I suggest that instead of doing something productive, everyone go around for the next few weeks thinking about what alignment everyone they see probably is. Just don't tell them what you're doing out loud (no one understands you).

Don't expect to be entertained by this endeavor for more than a couple of minutes though, you'll probably find that most people are true neutral. It's not my fault you have boring friends.

I do it all the time...
I often refer to myself as "As Chaotic as a Lawful Good Mormon gets"
Cause it's true... Mormons are inevitably Lawful Good... it's very sad.
I weep.. I keep getting Cleric in the class tests when I'm really a Druid.