h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am addicted to witty quotations! I find that Albert Einstein was one of the wittiest men ever, besides being a genius. Here's one of my favorite Einstein quotes:

'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.'

Of course, there is a fine line between being witty and being an idiot, as our former VP J. Danforth Quayle proves:

W'hat a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.'

'I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.'

'The future will be better tomorrow.'

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.'

'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

'Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good over evil, of freedom over tyranny, of peace over war.'

And our beloved president seems to be tripping merrily along the same path:

'Most of our imports come from other countries.'

'... if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop duster that doesn't belong to you -- report it.'

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