h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Waxing is a strange thing, we love it when our female partners wax, or rather the skin afterwards. Surely there is a less painful way though? We can put men on the moon, but can't remove hair without pain.

KerrAvon, are you male or female?

*checks*

Female

*Reads KerrAvon's story; clutches mouse to stop it rolling off the back of the desk*

Now that's the sort of revelation I was looking for.

B

Mine of info me

My word, this conversation has moved on a bit since this morning. Banging corpses ..? Yeuch.

However a friend of mine waxed his beard off once. It grew back really quick though.

@ KerrAvon's story

Waxing your face? That must really hurt! I've been subjected to having my legs waxed once, and never, ever again. That was bad enough.

Waxing your face hurts a great deal, but nowhere near as bad as the bikini line.

KerrAvon, what was the other guy doing while you were taking care of things?

I bet it did. Makes me cringe in stubbled sympathy just to think about it!

Surely he must have noticed summat odd?

Being my partner however, all he did was grin and inquire if it wasn't a little cold for that sort of activity.

Charming! I'd at least have offered a helping hand.

B

Wouldn't most people?

Having not seen KerrAvon I can't comment.

There is a rather unflattering picture of me from last summer's meet floating about- Gnonom took it, I think.

He's male, she's female, they are on intimate terms - doesn't it follow as surely as night follows day?

Some people *like* to watch Besides which, someone has to keep hold on the ATC.

What's an ATC?

Air Traffic Controller- a piece of belay kit. In general terms, I meant that when you're perched on top of a rock in the sea, someone needs to keep an eye on the kit that's holding you there.