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poke yourself in the eye
singingMidlifer Started conversation Jul 4, 2008
anger management - we give things loads of names and titles
personal inspection covers
tea without milk
the latest I saw was
'secure centre of learning' - a rather nice looking borstal establishment just outside Wetherby with a nice view of the racecourse.
'mobile sanitary unit' vert smelly places surrounding Glastonbury festival stages - the most insanitary place I have ever experienced.
I sit here and eat cake, and think of funny signs i have seen
'Anyone defacing this sign will be prosecuted'
'If you are thinking of defacing this sign please phone the number below....'
'please do not throw stones at this sign...'
All the ones you have seen - write them down and remember them next time your boss needs to be killed or the kids get you down.
Have a look in the mirror and laugh at yourself looking angry -that usually does the trick -
The same when you think of the expressions you make when having sex. That will make you laugh.
All this and more
Go to a kareoke bar and get your anger out all at once - you will be a calm animal then for the rest of your life
I would like to add more but I'm now going out to eat a goldfish - that's good anger mangement too but not so good for the fish. 
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