h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I personally live off rice with occasionally supplements. It is extremely cheap, and even a small pack lasts for ages. It is also a very effective basic food. Some Oriental people eat nothing but it, but theirs is fresh rice, admittably.

However, I did hear a story of a student in Cambridge, who at the start of his first term cooked up an enormous amount of rice and packed it into a draw in his desk. It formed a large solid lump, and all that year, whenever he felt hungry he would reach into his draw and break off a piece.
One day he was admitted to hospital - but not with a stomach complaint - he was the first British case of scurvy for over a hundred years!

boil rice. fry everything u have in there including veg & meat & cheese with species & ketchup ( if u have) & mix the rice in it.
u will like it & give the recepie to everyone on the floor !