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Foods that don't exist outside school cafetierias
Arwen, Queen of Reunited Gondor and Arnor Started conversation Jun 21, 2003
These are often created to give the impression of trying to be "ethnic" or "diverse" to satisfy the students various cultural backgrounds. This, of course, is total bull, as the foods don't exist. My favorites are:
Mexican Haystack: What is this strange food item, you ask? It is composed of tortilla chips, taco meat, iceberg lettuce, diced canned tomatoes, bad "cheese," and glorified ketchup. It somehow resembles a taco salad, but is *cleverly* called something entirely different.
Italian Dunkers: Uh, would somebody please explain the origin of this strange item? An Italian Dunker is a hotdog bun (opened so it's flat) with american cheese (strange cheese-like product, rather disgusting in fact) dipped in spaghetti sauce.
When the food service actually makes something that exists, they usually do it entirely wrong. For instance, rice is good, but butter on rice is disgusting. BAD!
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