h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Charlie Croker: 'We're about to do a job, in Italy, and the only way we're gonna do it is by working together and that means doing everything I say.'

Charlie Croker: Hang on lads, I've got a great idea.

Garage Manager: 'You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.'
Charlie Croker: 'Yes, I use a machine gun.'

'Charlie? Me in the back of the motor? With my asthma?'

Charlie: "Right, away you go. Oh, and one more thing, just remember this. In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road... "

I think you where looking for this:
Charlie: "You...you are not gonna be sick, you are not going to have your migraine, and everybody is gonna sit in the back of the motor."
Arthur: "Charlie, me in the back of the motor with my Asthma?"
Charlie: "One more word out of you Arthur, alright? Alright."

?????: "Shall we synchronise our watches?"
Charlie:"Nuts to yer watches, you just be there by quarter-to and don't get stuck in the traffic jam neither. Anything else? Right, away you go."

Charlie: "You all know Bill- he's just done three years in Parkhurst, and is as honest as the day is long."

Three Mini Coopers, .... Three Fast Cars.

I think we need to arange a funeral (Mr Bridger)

and the London Illustrated news (Keats)
Why Keats? (Mr Bridger)
It's got a picture of the Queen in (Keats)

Prisons are not only to keep people in, but also to keep people out
(Mr Bridger)

I got to see this movie on the big screen at the weekend, Prince
Charles Cinema, London, it were great it were

It's on TV this Christmas!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!