h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?'
Samuel L.Jackson in Pulp Fiction

Crowd: 'Yes!! We are all different!'
Lone Voice: 'I'm not.'
Monty Python's Life of Brian

"I think I should be where other people are not."
Hugh Grant in 4 Weddings & A Funeral

"I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins."
Spike in Notting Hill

Or Even,

Tom: “Splendid, I thought. What did you think?”
Bernard: “I, thought, splendid! What did you think?”
Tom: “Splendid, I thought.”
4 Weddings & A Funeral

Charles: "It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!"
4 Weddings & A Funeral

Young Bridesmaid: "What's bonking?"
Scarlett: "Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls."
4 Weddings & A Funeral

Or the "Rubbers' a very practical material I think, I mean you just wipe the stains off, maybe thats why the perverts like it"

Or"Just give me 20 seconds"
I love Scarlett.

There was a sign over me dads bed
I asked me mum what it mean't and she said Nil by mouth.
That really summed him up really,because in all my life thats all he gave me -Nil by mouth,no hugs no kisses nothing.

From the film NIL BY Mouth obviously