h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Rushes in with huge bottle of Eau de Cologne*

Let's share it, you drink first.

Pity the title was cut, thought I'd take the original title as the subject line at least.

Twice in two days???

You busy little

Twice in two days because times are hard, not that big a queue for the FP.


Still, imagine them changing my title - I don't think GB was amused.


I suspect it has more to do with search engines than the Eds being bores........but you never know.

You still deserve the praise for your hard w**k

The day I do any hard w**k let me know - that would be a very worrying sign.

*Sneaks in from thne kitchen where she is frantically cooking dinner )*
You think the eds are bores?
What you say about search engines is not logical, if you had searched for 'sniff', you'd have had a hit. Now, you only get a hit if somebody searches for perfume.

* back to kitchen*

Oh well, if they're not bores and it's nothing to do with search engines I have no idea why they cut it.


Perhaps they don't like me and have decided to pick on me.

Yes, sure, that must be it.

*sprays loads of perfume around the thread just to annoy the Eds*




Well I don't like being picked on just because I'm a

*Cough, splutter*
Are you mad, , spraying all that perfume about? Apart from the fact that it takes my breath, what do you think will happen if somebody rings the door bell? Kawooom!

Is that your mobile I hear.



Don't answer it.

Don't move!! You know, with all that polyester, you'll be overcharged when you go over the carpet.

*spartk - crackle - KABOOM*


Too late

*cough, cough*

You know, your looks have improved since your face is black and your hair is short and curly.

Tote dat barge - lift dat bale - getta liddle drunk and land in jaaaaaaaiiiiiiiill.

*doffs cap* Yesum

Is that sailor's talk?

Is it talk like a day already.

No, that was only recently.