h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are flathead now.

I'm pinching your face!

*pinch pinch*

Once a Head-crusher, always a Head-crusher. Why did I crush poor Frink's head he only wanted to pinch?

I guess you think I'm a businessman.

You stockbroker types think you are so smart with your ties and briefcases.

So I'm crushing your head.

Squish - You are flathead now.

*Puts thumb up, obscuring view of Dude*

There's nobody home! There's nobody home!

You must be feeling very two-dimensional being flathead for 3 months now.

Ahh! the suffering, the torment! It is shameful to see all those flattened heads. But somebody has to do it.

*attempts to puff up flat head*

*fails*

Comedy Central ran a KITH marathon on Sunday to celebrate the Kids' upcoming US tour. I got to see the episode where head crush guy got his head crushing fingers broken and had to go through finger therapy. Ah, classic.

I remember that now - it was one of the best. I just remembered another one where a guy follows signs for "girls" and flashing red lights into the head crushers tent. And gets a flat head. The head crusher slaps a head sticker on his chair just like the WWI aces in the movies.

Lol! It's too bad he wasn't in the movie.

Quick quiz: What is the head crusher's name?

Don't know. That would be an interesting piece of trivia.

I remember watching this guy in the first sketch when it first aired - I happened to live with 4 University students, so needless to say we went on a head-crushing spree to the bemusement of those who didn't know what the hell was wrong with us.

The first Kids in the Hall sketch I remember seeing was the one with the people in the house going "nobody home". I used to do that all the time (still do) I also have been known to crush heads and pinch faces.

Hey, has anyone ever really sat on the street and done this? I haven't, but it might be a good idea.

I've done it at those big boardroom meetings. What do you mean it's going to be late - You are flathead now!

From a post further up in this thread:

"*Puts thumb up, obscuring view of Dude*
There's nobody home! There's nobody home!"

That nobody home sketch is exactly what I was getting at I have watched KITH since their first days on HBO but never saw that one until the Comedy Central marathon a few weeks ago.

Answer to trivia question: Mr. Tyzyk (although I have seen other spellings)

Check out http://www.kithfan.org

I read yesterday that the headcrusher guy was going to be in the live show. What an honor it would be to have my head crushed by the man himself.

Oh I don't know, it's one thing to see people get their heads crushed on tv, another to have it happen for real. You have to remember that those people are only actors - they don't really get flat heads.

So you be careful

Don't worry, I didn't get my head crushed. But, my friends did. He had this flashlight and was pointing it at people. He swept it over the balcony and then said "mass murder" and crushed them all. That part of the show ruled because the pinching-your-face guy was there and they had a duel. It was so cool!

And I got a picture of the headcrusher guy (he said his first name during the show, but I can't remember). It's kind of far away, but you can see his fingers, which is the important part.

GreyRose

*shakes head*

Lucky.