h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yoda has read this entry with great interest & wishes to raise a few points: (er, claws maybe?)

*Is the procedure the same for kittens, of course, being smaller they are more painstaking work, but since they often come in nicely matched sets, she feels the effort would be worthwhile for feng shui type table mats.

* "Kittens2Mittens": do you feel this would work commercially?

*Stuffing is obviously the next logical step. She is looking forward with great anticipation to your next Guide Entry.

*Whilst on the subject of entries, she would like a more detailed description of the "snipping round the genitalia" issue; she feels you have rather skirted the issue.

zdt (& of course Yoda "campaigning for a Siamese smiley")

I'm glad Yoda has taken this so well. I've caught Dandy hovering around my bedside with a pillow, waiting for me to fall asleep.

*Yoda quoth:

" We don't even need a pillow mate. Our warm, furry, oxygen removing bodies are quite sufficient to satisfy even the most rigorous post mortem. Sweet dreams, my little human...."

zdt (official scribe)