h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hows you?

Cool. Bought myself a ps2 the other day so now I can take my stresses out on that

Nice one
Are they the new ones that are out?

No its the playstation 2. theyve been out for years but i always wanted one

I meant the PS2

so did i?

Weren`t you on about a game?

no the console

Oh sorry...
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I'm going to scream in a minute. there's is a woman on the phone who is driving me nuts. she doesnt even know how to open a browser

Put down the phone

I'd get fired. got her sorted out now though

Good

I need a new job. These people are putting years on me. Anyway how's life with you?

Ok I suppose

Still at the same crappy job after 2 years
I really need to go into full-time at an office or something

What job do you do?

I'm a sales assistant at a shoe shop

could be worse. at least people know how to use shoes

Yeah but the stench of smelly feet fills the shop

ewwww